Da Bachelorhood

Before I get into my random thinkings, i would just like to say, happy JBR day! (Jon benet ramsey day? junior bacon rapeburger day? jazillions of british rastafarians?) Yes, that’s right, jon benet is legal today, which in the eyes of most of us makes her way too old to be of interest. It doesn’t matter anyways, she hasn’t returned our calls in about 12 years. Thanks, scott peterson! Read the rest of this entry »

doing my best impression of terry schaivo and sam doing his best impression of me doing my best impression of terry schaivo

So my old laptop is officially too unreliable to be used as anything other than a fire hazard. I decided a few days ago after months of pondering that I definitely wanted a Macbook Air because it looked cool. No really, I wanted to buy one of the most inconvenient computers on the market because it looked cool. Yeah, I’m willing to sacrifice every feature I use for a sleek, hipster counting machine.
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  Normally here on DaBachelorhood when a celebrity dies we take the opportunity to mock their untimely death, the way in which they croaked and the many failures in their life. Nothing of the sort will happen today unless one of the Olsen Twins finally ODs on coke and bulimia. Yesterday evening THE icon to the humor of DaBachelorhood, George Carlin died of heart failure. If you are a regular reader of this site then you should be familiar with the man that has done to Political Correctness what Katrina did to New Orleans. His ability to play with the english language was uncanny and one of a kind. “What do they mean by “Pre-Board”? To get on before you get on?” His three books (When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Napalm & Silly Puddy, Briandroppings) have all been on Best-Sellers Lists and he was to receive the 2008 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Read the rest of this entry »